Letter to Myself: Adam Rex

Posted by annastan on September 20th, 2010. Filed under: Guest Post, Letter to Myself.

It’s time for another installment of the “Letter to Myself” series in which authors write letters to their younger writers selves giving encouragement, advice, and words of warning. Today’s letter comes from one of my favorite author/illustrators, the hilarious Adam Rex.

Dear Younger Me,

DON’T READ YOUR REVIEWS. I hope I’ve caught you early enough. The first book you’ll illustrate (The Dirty Cowboy, by Amy Timberlake) will garner pretty much universally positive reviews, and win a bunch of minor awards, and this will ruin you. You’re going to assume it’ll always be like this, and you’ll start Googling yourself to the point of blindness. Metaphorical blindness.

Just know that, in time, you will long for the good old days when reviews came to you at a trickle–a handful of clippings from your publisher now and then–and a reader had to care enough to post an actual letter. Do you know that feeling you get now when you’re just out on the street, minding your own business, and some anonymous critic shouts “nerd” from a moving car? Or something disparaging about your outfit? Now imagine that’s the only outfit you own. You have to wear it all the time, like one of the Castaways. You’re Ginger, and you’re only strolling on the beach, hurting no one, wearing that dress that says “U.S.S. Minnow” across the bust which you obviously made yourself, and in fact the only things you even have to wear are the Minnow dress and the “Happy Birthday Mister President” dress, and then a bottle washes up on shore, and there’s a message inside, and KittyKat93 from Tulsa, Oklahoma says “Nice outfit, Ginger lol.”

That’s the internet.

Understand that your brain, which is not as smart as you think it is, will file the anonymous car-shouters in the same cabinet where it keeps a review from The Washington Post. And that it will highlight any and all negative passages with ink so ostentatiously yellow that you will be able to read them in your dreams. The part of your brain which currently sucker-punches you with humiliating junior high school memories during random quiet moments is going to discover its true calling after people start publishing your fiction. It’s really going to come into its own. You know the part of the brain I’m talking about. It’s located in your gut, despite all medical evidence to the contrary.

At the age of thirty-seven you will institute a No Reviews Policy. It’s going pretty well. You’re learning to concentrate on how you feel about your writing and looking forward to a day when you can hear the word “Goodreads” without getting sick to your stomach. But there’s going to be a lot of years of existential angst before you get here and you know what? You’re going to really love your wife (if you’re not married to her already), and she doesn’t deserve all that garbage. So maybe never get in the habit of Googling yourself in the first place and save us all a lot of headaches. Literal headaches.



adamrex2Adam Rex lives in Tucson, Arizona where he draws, paints, writes, spends too much time on the internet, and listens to public radio. His first picture book, THE DIRTY COWBOY by Amy Timberlake, was published by FSG in 2003. His picture book FRANKENSTEIN MAKES A SANDWICH, a collection of stories about monsters and their problems, was a New York Times Bestseller. 2007 saw the release of his first novel, THE TRUE MEANING OF SMEKDAY. His second, a book for teens and adults called FAT VAMPIRE, was published in July 2010.

12 Responses to Letter to Myself: Adam Rex

  1. Anne M Leone

    I was just discussing the power of reviews the other day with someone! Love this hysterical description of how out of the blue they can be. Thank you and good luck with avoiding them!

  2. Jody Jensen Shaffer

    Great guest post! Adam is hilarious. Perhaps he’ll read these posts, in addition to the ones from KittyKat93. :)


  3. Laura Pauling

    I can see how authors could get obsessed and possibly depressed over all the reviews that come out! B/c everyone has different reading tastes. I haven’t heard anything negative about Adam, but I’m not googling him either. :)

  4. Karen Strong

    Thanks Adam Rex for a funny letter. Ha, about Goodreads. Loved the THE TRUE MEANING OF SMEKDAY.

    Thanks Anna for another great letter in the series.

  5. Lisa G.

    Love it! Also am jealous because I miss living in Tucson AZ!!! :D

  6. Heather Kelly

    I needed a good laugh!! Thanks Anna, thanks Adam! Now I’m off to track down your books. So glad they’re on my radar.

  7. Sheila JG

    Adam is hilarious and I don’t know how he could have gotten a bad review from anyone. Ever.

    “The part of your brain which currently sucker-punches you with humiliating junior high school memories-” I’m not the only one who has one of these? I feel so much better.

  8. Julie

    Oh my gosh, love this! Especially the part about Ginger’s dress. Awesome stuff.

  9. Shoshana

    This makes me even more excited to read Fat Vampire!

  10. annastan

    Thanks for the comments, everyone! And Adam, thanks so much for your letter!

  11. Kelly Polark

    Adam’s plenty funny, and I’m sure his younger self was quite witty, too.

  12. Gregorio Roth

    Loved the advice to yourself… I need to write something like that… great idea. Thank you for the cool ideas.